Monday, November 19

Progress reports reduced to haiku at Eduwonkette

Looking for a laugh this Monday morning? Check out the results of Eduwonkette's Report Card Haiku Contest. Here's a taste of what you'll find:

who should get an A?
duck*duck*duck*duck*duck* duck*duck
duck*duck*duck*duck GOOSE!

to my son's teachers
to him you're a shining star
not just a C grade
-nyc mom

My school got an A!
And I thought we were failing--
I was almost SURR! -
Anonymous 1:50 PM
There are 68 haiku in all. Download the complete magazine(pdf) for some levity, but be careful — some of the poems are deadly serious.

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